br0samabinladen: when i die someone put this on my tombstone
The unfed mind devours itself.– Gore Vidal (via larmoyante)
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
drarna: side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.